FROM THE STANDS
JIM REALINI
Albert Park
San Rafael, California
September 16th, 2007

Again, I find it necessary to apologize to my loyal, frustrated fans. I did not realize exactly what remodelling our kitchen would do to my house, my wife, and my life. I have a gaping hole where the range hood's supposed to be and granite dust in my pillow case (OKAY, enough whining!!) Also, I spent four consecutive nights at ATT Park watching the Reds vs the Giants while chaperoning a family entourage through a hectic visit with my wife's cousin, Bronson Arroyo. I have seen things inside the Park and Union Square that only 3AM Cullen might attest to. I also witnessed a disturbing, shocking almost Milton Bradley-esque disturbance in game three.

GAME #1 Played by mutual agreement under standard MLB rules,w/o Drug Testing
Oakland A's (Vigil) 8 vs Philadelphia A's (Luis) 1

The Oakland A's and Philadelphia A's (ahh I love the memory of Jimmy Dykes, Mickey Cochrane, Al Simmons, Lefty Grove, and Jimmy Foxx) played a "real" game in the morning that actually saw only two stolen bases, good job guys. Pat Macias, Don Luis, and Felix Lu made the only hits for Philly as the graves of both Jimmy's, Al, Mickey, and lefty remained undisturbed).
The Oakland boys (hopefully reminisent of Rudi, Jackson, Bando, Hunter and Blue not the drug cartel A's of the LaRussa era) found Kevin Zimmerman, Russ Greenfield, Dave Conyers, and Mike Martinez banging out bingles each while Ken Calloway, my pick for the "Crash Davis" lookalike smashed two doubles on the day

GAME #2
'62 Giants (Terra-Realini) 6 vs Saint Louis Giants (Moochy-Weishaar) 0

In an exceptionally well-played game (or one with pathetically weak hitting) the '62 Giants jumped into the drivers seat for the mythical second place of the WCFBL. Randy Saladana was impressive in his one inning start followed by five dominating innings by former CY Olde winner Joe Gagliardo. Mark Gemello slammed the door on the Giant Birdmen with three stellar innings to save Saladana's win. Lynn Lefevre threw a stalwart 6 while Mike Hughey struggled over the last three in relief.
The '62 boys hit like crap, miraculously making four scattered singles by Dandy Don DeWitt, G-Man Gemello, Dave DeCruz, and Craig Nelson stand up for 6 runs.
The punchless Birdmen could only muster five singles by Mark Bruzzone, Frank Weishaar, Doug Rusch,Guy Peabody, Keith Dacosta, and Kim Rupert.

GAME #3 (7 innings...mercifully)
Yomiuri Giants (Schmuck-Miller) 24 vs San Francisco Giants (Bennet-Lee) 7

Break up the Yomuiri Giants!!! They were relentless on the day pounding the SF Giants for 20 hits on the day. Lorne Johnson turned in a snappy couple of inngs off the mound while Mike Desjardins was over bearing in his two quick innings off the hill. John Haines floated through two innings to finish up for Yomuiri that included an outstanding display of team play and payback for a totally disrepectful (of the hallowed game of baseball) display running (or actually, NOT running, feigning faux injury) the bases.
Carl Vargas and Chilly had four hits each. Chilly's included a lazer-beam double and Carl's included a hit despite his teamates intentional attempt to deny him a hit. DJ and Tenner followed with 3 hits apiece with the Count, Leaders, Lorne, Dr Guy and the Colonel hit scraping out singles too.
SF did hit the ball, but only got a touchdown, not enough to match the 3 TD's and a field goal by Yomuiri. Doug Meyer blasted a triple and a single. Gordon Simmons rapped two doubles. Moochy got two singles. JC, T-Lee, Chester Arthur (wasn't he a President?) Scott Pimpl. and Bobby "Lost his stuff on the mound because he dyed his hair" (hey sorta like Samson!) all chipped in singles against the Nipponese terrors.

KANGAROO COURT

#1. John Haines (maximum fine recommendation) for feigning injury and allowing himself to be thrown out on a force play at third base on Carl Vargas clean single to right field in order to win a bet!! Didn't Pete Rose get banned for life for betting oin Baseball??

#2. Matt Schmuck & Jim Realini for plotting to disrespect Sally Jo by convincing Rick Weil to let a routine grounder bounce by with no effort to increase Haines ERA.

#3. Chilly for throwing the ball 500 feet into the sky further aiding and abetting this prank.

#4. T-Lee for failing to score on this gift (even though his run did not effect anything).

PLAYERS MAKE SURE YOU CALL YOUR COACHES WELL BEFORE NOON ON THURSDAY TO LET THEM KNOW IF YOU'RE GONNA PLAY. THERE'S LOTS OF POOL PLAYERS WHO WILL TAKE YOUR PLACE.
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